I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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