Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
is this the sara with the beer cane?
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Wedding cake is always the best dance partner. In the corner. With a jack and coke. And while I'm crying. Listening to "Almost Paradise".
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
You were spooning an empty magnum of white wine in the middle of the bed so I slept on the couch
Well at least there's no more confusion about your place in my life. Wine > pizza > your dick > the rest of you.
Love you...
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
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