you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
BOOM BITCH SERVES YOU RIGHT I HOPE YOU SHIT YOURSELF PETER PAN
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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