Hey man sorry I got all grabby
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I just saw him carrying his little sister while walking his puppy. And he was shirtless. I swear my ovaries just exploded
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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