Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
She calls me Shortcake and bites my ear. Trust me, I'm FINE with bein the secret lesbian lover.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
She wasn't to happy when she went to put her shirt on and it was covered in cum I just looked at her and said collateral damage....
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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