we're blogging at a bar
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
She tased me when I walked in the door. Thought I was trying to steel her weed.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
you made sure you came back for your bottle of vodka but didn't remember to take your shoes
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
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