I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
you will always have a special place in my vag
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
I'm going to invent an ap that tests your stress levels before texting and will say something like "nope, go rub one out and try again in 10 min"
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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