How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
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