Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
We named our party play list daddy issues
best line ever after sex today..."wow, that was a porn-star sized load"
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Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
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Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Slowly dying because of my period and my phone is mocking me because I have 69% battery
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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