I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
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woke up at my desk with a paper in front of me that says "people stranded on islands love having wet dreams" what the fuck happened last night
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
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I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
How the fuck did we end up at a strip club last night.. We started the night playing bingo at a church
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
There are leaves in my underwear?
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