I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
I will never try to masturbate with americas funniest home videos playing in the background ever again
I found her under my bed eating airplane pretzels.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
When did I go from having sugar daddies to being one? And does it count as a tax write off?
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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