I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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