You really coming over, don't trick.
I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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