the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
beer for lunch on the first day back to school.... too soon?
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
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when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
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