I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
My cat puked at the same time as me. Makes me feel better about myself, except he can stand and I can't.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
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I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
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The party was Hollywood themed and I won an oscar for "finest ass in a leading role"
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I don't care how hot she was, she wouldn't stop singing "Shut Up and Dance", instant boner-killer.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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