I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
I have weed and a speedo - I don't need anything else.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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