Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
I decided I'm going to give him a celebratory fuck for his accomplishments. Knocked on his door, handed him some condoms and said "I'll be over tonight with sex and booze"
I want to be you.
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
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