youre lurking in front of me
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
we'll go far in life on tits alone.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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