I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
You literally snort drugs up your nose and you’re questioning the brand of the multivitamin right now?
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