the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
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Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
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I will not fill you in on the details until we get back, so do not ask. I got peed on by the girl I was hooking up with last night.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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