Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
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Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
And the cops told us we were all naked.
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
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You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I'm ready to take a few years of my life this weekend
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
he would snap chat his dick as like Harry Potter
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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