He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Come over! I've just turned Titanic into a drinking game. I drink every time I want to fuck Leonardo DiCaprio.
i think i had a heart attack, prayed, and jizzed my pants.all at once.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
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I need a costume for that party. Even if I'm just taking it off.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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