So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My vagina would be awesome. I would be the most popular girl in the village.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
dude, im taking a shit and i just realized it's his MOM in the shower not him...oh fuck
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
Randomize