chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
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Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
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I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
My feet surprised me
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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