Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
Just got invited to a tree party by some random chicks. They're literally just sitting up in a tree with a handle of rum and a box of goldfish crackers and yelled at me as I was walking by...
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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