real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
he told me I talked like a deaf person
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
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No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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