I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I should have questioned it early on when they said bring beer and chocolate syrup
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
I still hate everything and everyone around me. Krampus taught me nothing.
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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