Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
wow. When I'm done with him he's going to have to pop his collar in necessity and not just douchery
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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