i told her my name was noah and she leans in and whispers "that makes me so wet." ive never been more thankful for the Notebook
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Who knew removing piercings would be so radical?
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