with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I just want an early 40-something dude who is vaguely unencumbered, professionally driven and wants to put me in a ball gag.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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