I just remembered before I gave him head I couldn't find a hair tie and he offered to hold my hair up. Maybe we were wrong.. Maybe he does have a heart.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
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slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
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I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Just gave my thesis presentation, pretty sure I made out with the admissions woman last night.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
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