are you so shy because you have an std?
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
Know what the best part of waking up for work after a drinking vacation is? It's an easy question. Nothing. Nothing is the best part of that.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm high, watching "Scream" and eating a grilled cheese sandwich off my boobs. I'm not going anywhere
Come on, clusterfuck. Put on a pushup bra and get your fine ass to the bar, or you will be a sad single stoner forever
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
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