On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
So I was throwing up in this fancy toilet at a party last night, when he decided it would be funny to flush it. It was a beday. I had to walk out with toilet water and regurgitated rumpleminze all over my face and shirt.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
Theres an amvulance here. It might be for me
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
My chin is breaking out a bit and feels all itchy and burny like I'm allergic to something. Are you using a new lotion on your balls?
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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