She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I was masterbating to some porn on my phone and my mom decides to text me "are you okay?" I mean i was doing great until you cock blocked me mom..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
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