Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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