I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
apparently it isn't appropriate to tell a coworker who is eating celery because it's "negative calories" that a blowjob is too
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
I could run a drunk marathon in heels
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
but dude how did I get so drunk?
Pretty sure it happened right after you poured a shot of Wild Turkey into your Budweiser, chugged it, and screamed "I. NEVER. BACK. DOWN!"
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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