I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
Apparently I told him he would be good for human sacrifice.
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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