Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
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Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
Help me. My dealer just asked me to have a child with him. Sat me down for a heart to heart "he's almost 40 and losing his shit cause he's single and wants babies" talk. How the fuck am I supposed to feel about this????
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
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come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Told him my main goal was to seduce the man and convince him to leave his wife for me. He didn't argue just asked me to let him know if I succeeded so he didn't waste anymore time not sleeping with the secretary at his office. I have an incredible boyfriend.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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