id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
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So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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