your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
She said I walked up to the McDonalds counter and ordered just a cup full of pickles then proceeded to offer some to everyone in the place.
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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