singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
We just did a u turn on the highway to settle a dispute in a game of slug bug
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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