just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I mostly blame me being such a miserable fuck on the fact that I was born on a Monday.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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