Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Friend I haven't seen in almost a year just IMed me to let me know that my mom stuck her boob out the window on the freeway at her.
Her mom responded by mooning my mother. I really don't know what's worse.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Just got a nosebleed, my period and the runs all at the same time. I'm either dying, or this is the first sign of the apocalypse. You warning you in case it's the latter.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
