From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
This is probably the only time in my life I'm going to be able to say I'm going to the hospital too smoke weed and play Mario kart.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
Randomize