So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Randomize
