Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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