He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You should have been there to see the look on her face when I told her that my dog gives better head than her. It was a beautiful symphony of shock, anger, and disbelief.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I need to calm my uterus...
ok first of all what the fuck
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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