This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I think Vodka is my favorite. Everything else ties for second.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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