who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Oprah is sooooo fat. I can't even concentrate on Mackenzie Phillips talking about banging her dad
I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
YOu just turned down my vagina. Something must be wrong. Vegas changed you!
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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