thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
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How can I explain how nice he is to you? ...like, I'm going to have to have my world famous why being a douche is sexy talk.
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
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just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I told him I was going outside to throw up and I ended up passing out in the front yard in my underwear for 45 minutes. When I walked back inside he said "where have u been?". My husband ladies and gentlemen
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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