Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The only people allowed to make me cry are myself and Chris Hemsworth as Thor. And me.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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