I love sluts.
I end my prayers with that every single night.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
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I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
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Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
Ah, Christ. I just saw a D lister I made out with once on a Rock Of Love rerun. Why are you asleep right now? Some weird shit is happening.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
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