if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
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I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
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Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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