Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
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