i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
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Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
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With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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