going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Can vaginas get frostbite?
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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