Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The pool of urine in the trash can signifies both a regretful yet successful night.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
he looked at me and said 'happiness is a warm blanket' then stole my vodka.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
Get off the floor, put away the cookie dough, get ur shit together Scott.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
You know the story of the boner party, right? They got stuck in the mountains and ate each other?
It was the Donner party... boner party was the porn version...
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